phobias:

fuck girls but also fuck girls you feel me

I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.”

tinycanibal:

I don’t jump in real life, why would I jump in a photo? 
I have weak ankles and I’m not competitive.
Look how hard everyone is trying. 
Yahoos.

GIF cred

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

specialbored:

DINNER IS COMING. (Part 2)

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

haymitchsemptybottle:

when you get a really good partner for a presentation

Why is daft punk there

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”